So. I feel like poop. Throat hurts, dizzy, nauseous, and runny nose. So. I go to the doctor.
After trying to figure out exactly what has ailed me at what times for the past 3 weeks.... doctor looks at my ears.
She looks for a good 2 minutes.
"Lots of wax?"
"Yes that and... you have a weird canal. I have never seen anything like it in my life. But I can see your ear drums so we are going to irrigate your ears."
So I proceeded to tell her yes... I have weird canals in my teeth too. A third microscopic ninja canal to be exact. And yes. I have indeed had my ear irrigated. For 30 minutes straight of agonizing irrigating with cold water... And they still weren't happy.
So the nurse comes and says, "I like to try to pull out the wax whole first. Then if that doesn't work I irrigate it."
I wished her good luck. Only mild sarcasm.
So, she took this scary miniature tongs looking thing. And proceeded to tong my ears. At first it was just mildly uncomfortable and made me cringe.
Then she asked another nurse to come in and hold her light so she could use both hands.

And THEN ... It started to hurt. A lot. Like me crying and about ready to start some hysterics a lot.
The other nurse then took over and said "I always try to irrigate it first. I am sorry"
She squirts my ear with water 2 times in each ear and says I am done.

Doctor comes to look. Left ear is hunky dorry... Right ear.... not quite.

so now I have to let my ear heal for 5 days. (Because it was bleeding!) And then start irrigating it myself for a month. If that fails I have to come back in and let them try.
Oh. And. She doesn't think I am extremely sick. Maybe some weird virus that I had before with the virus... I think she wanted to look at my ears to see if I have an ear infection. I don't know.....
MORAL OF STORY:
Add ears to my list of body parts no one is allowed to touch.
EVAR!